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Total Medals Earned: 43 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,110 Points

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Nature Boy Unlocked 10/4/09
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Escape Pico's Mansion

The Secret Room Unlocked 11/7/09
10 Points
Find the Secret Room
Die Unlocked 11/7/09
25 Points
Really? That's even possible?
Master Thief Unlocked 11/7/09
25 Points
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Gluttony Unlocked 11/7/09
50 Points
Get all the candy.
Escape! Unlocked 11/7/09
100 Points
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money Maker 10 Points Money won't buy back the time you wasted.

Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/25/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Reading Rainbow 5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/10/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/10/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/10/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks Unlocked 10/10/09
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/10/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

A Little Birdie Told Me. Unlocked 1/4/10
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
THE END Unlocked 1/4/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Time Fcuk

You've learned nothing Unlocked 9/27/09
5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
Opinionated Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points
get to level 22
The Assent Unlocked 9/27/09
50 Points
Get the good ending
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 11/21/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 11/21/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 11/21/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 11/21/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)